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Malezanov turns 27, markets react with total indifferenceCake located. Mexico still reviewing the invoiceSecret Service confirms: 27 candles, zero threats, one wishCongress passes Malezanov Day with no debate, as is traditionExperts agree 27 is a number. Many say the best oneFake news outlets claim he is 28. Four billion patriots disagreeEagles spotted circling the party. Officials say this is normal nowFilip reportedly "fine with it". Sources describe him as "fine"Malezanov turns 27, markets react with total indifferenceCake located. Mexico still reviewing the invoiceSecret Service confirms: 27 candles, zero threats, one wishCongress passes Malezanov Day with no debate, as is traditionExperts agree 27 is a number. Many say the best oneFake news outlets claim he is 28. Four billion patriots disagreeEagles spotted circling the party. Officials say this is normal nowFilip reportedly "fine with it". Sources describe him as "fine"
Breaking · October 8

Happy birthday Malezanov

Filip turns 27 today. Many people are saying it. All of them are right. Patriot Social has prepared five official actions, and you will complete them in order.

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27years. Huge number.
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Donald J. Trump Verified@realDonaldTrump · 2m
Many people are saying MALEZANOV is turning 27 today. Tremendous number. Some say the best number. Nobody has ever turned 27 better than this guy, believe me. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Elon Musk Verified@elonmusk · 15m
Just bought Filip's birthday. Renaming it X. Malezanov is 27 which is roughly the number of rockets we lose per quarter. Concerning, but based. 🚀
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Pavel Durov Verified@durov · 40m
Filip asked me for an encrypted birthday wish. I sent it. Nobody can read it, including Filip. This is freedom. Happy birthday. 🧊
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Fact check Independent. Funded by Elon, moderated by Pavel.

“Filip Malezanov is turning 27.”

True
Source: His birth certificate, which is real.

“Nobody has ever turned 27 better.”

Mostly true
Source: A poll of people in this room.

“Mexico will pay for the cake.”

Pending
Source: Mexico has not replied. It has been 27 years.

“He is actually 28.”

Fake news
Source: Debunked by 4 billion patriots and one eagle.
27candles. Counted by the Secret Service.
4Bfake news reports debunked
100%loyalty, mandatory
0dollars from Mexico, so far
Гио Пика — Буйно головаOfficial anthem of Malezanov Day · Congress 100 to 0